JTK, Hoodie, and Other Things

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 Now let me throw in my unpopular opinion here, I find that there's nothing wrong with having crushes or falling in love with a killer fictional or not, after all who you're attracted to is completely uncontrollable. It's probably the sense of danger that excites you Jeff The Killer fans (I'm not much of a fan but he is overall interesting just his story was extremely shitty and could have been written better especially for a character that had so much potential!) anyways that danger gets your adrenaline up and running so that's probably why you like him. If you think he's hot there's nothing wrong with that either, what is wrong is yelling a belittling fans who happen to be attracted to him physically even though he has a smile carved into him like a Jack 'O Lantern. Because like i said we don't control who we like, if i could control who I'd liked then I wouldn't be attracted to such creepy people that look like they'd take you in a back alleyway and try petting your hair then taking a kidney. BUT, let me throw in a butt here, when you're attracted to the killer don't make an OC who's so overly perfect he or she, they're mainly she or some yaoi crack couple he that apparently no one has a problem with bc they're guys and god forbid that it's a female (what am i saying?), can never be defeated.

  Just because you put in 1 flaw as in "...they can't kill babies" and that's it, it just makes me feel like you put that in because they're about to do the diddly do with a canon CreepyPasta and have a baby so that's why you put that in there. Honestly
I'll admit i put more effort into their outfit than i do their backstory, because the outfit is what attracts someone. You see Slenderman and you're like
"WOW! Who's that guy? What's his story?" Which gets you interested and wanting to read the story
(in my case the story would be a whole shitstorm)

 Okay so onto the whole story issue here, there's always this cookie cutter recipe in the CreepyPasta story that is never even creepy. It usually happens to
people who first come into this fandom and they don't know any better and don't realize it's been done. It's been done on every social media site ever, i haven't
seen much in DeviantART but I've seen a majority of them on my favourite site Quotev. Here's the cookie cutter recipe if you haven't seen it.

>Girl has abusive parents
>Girl is abused by her sibling
>Girl is abused by God himself
>Girl is abused by her pets
>Girl is abused at school
>Girl self harms bc of abuse
>She usually has one friend if she's lucky
>Surprise, Surprise! She has bullies oMG what a plot twist
>The bullies are extremely stereotypical Jackasses
>Even if they're guys they still totally beat on a lady bc apparently
they have no class or mothers' who taught them otherwise, bc that's
how much of a dick they are (and also to get reader sympathy which rarely
works)
>If they're female bullies they're just living barbies or Paris Hiltons'
and they call the girl "ugly" "fat" "loser" and beat on her
>ANOTHER PLOT TWIST apparently the bullies tell her to kill herself which
adds to the cherry on top of this shitstorm, because logically if she had went
through all this bullshit for years and years because this usually takes place
in middle school or high school, she probably would have killed herself or
told someone at the least, or someone would have noticed. It's mean but it's true,
not many people who were torn down since the beginning of their lives know how to
be strong mentally and emotionally
>Usually there's a bunch of bullshit filler in here that never matters
>Guess what? The chick listens to bands like PTV, SWS, BMTH, BVB (much surprise) and
that's all she listens to because she's a stereotypical emo who listens to nothing
else but bands (i don't see why these bands are caterogized under emo honestly their
songs aren't emo they're the same as pop just more guitar and more screams in BMTH's case)
>Girl is in the street and gets beat up mercilessly by the bullies
>Girl goes home to be beat on by her parents and siblings
>Uh-Oh Bro (aye references) Seems that something's snapped in her brain, sound familiar?
*cough*Jeff*cough*
>She brutally slaughters her family because apparently a 13 or 16 yr old girl can over
power her father who probably weighs over 200 lbs, and her mother who probably weighs more
than her. But hey let's throw all logic out the window! Because who gives a shit
>She then murders her siblings and there will probably be her snotty little 5 year old
brother thrown in there to further add to her psychotic outbreak. Because apparently an
impressionable 5 year old boy who knows no better than to listen to his parents should be
murdered for it to add to the stories climax?? If you wanna call it that
>Blah blah blah it's usually around this time where she's about to be killed by Jeff when
he sees the pubescent and not legal little girl who has just murdered her family, sound
familiar *cough*JeffAlreadyDidThat*cough* this is a turn on apparently and the two dry hump
and fall in love
>Jeff is so gr8 that he kills her bullies to make it official yAY *cringing*
>9 months later a psycho baby is born usually twins
>Teh End

 Okay so i may have exaggerated a bit but that's what the stories sound like to me tbh. It's always a girl who's pushed to the break of insanity, as if that's never been done before, and she slaughters all those who were mean to her. Then she meets a CreepyPasta, typically Jeff (sadly), and they hit it off and are the Bonnie & Clyde of the CreepyPasta universe. Not shockingly when she's in the infamous Mansion, Slenderman is like the father she never had, Toby is like the brother who's so dorky that she's always wanted. Sally is a victim in this case when she's the Mary-Sue's & Jeff's pretend daughter, Masky & Hoodie are her low-key homosexual best friends who have an obsession with Cheesecake (which was a joke the Marble Hornets creator used that actually offends him) and they're oh so shy which I call bullshit on because when i see Hoodie is shy and shit I'm like first of all no, second of all nO he is a cold blooded merciless killer who is not canonly a cinnabun that stutters because it's such a cute quirk for a killer to have. I don't know where the shyness thing came from but it makes me physically hurt, are you saying he's shy because he wears a mask and stays vv hidden (even though Masky does it too but he's more crazy about it though).
 NO he wears that mask not only to protect his identity as a Proxy (my favourite proxy at that) but because he loves the fact that no one knows who he is. He's just another face on the street, he could be your best friend, your brother, your dad (failed Ted Bundy quote), your uncle or your lover but you wouldn't know. He could have been terrorizing you the other day and today pretending to give a shit when you're shaking and crying when in reality it excites him (this is probably not canon i'm aware but I just want Hoodie to be this badass serial killer that everyone is scared of not some cheescake fanatic who's scared of his own shadow for crying out loud)

 I was harsh in this rant bullshit thing that i made at 10 pm, but it's how i felt and honestly if your story was similar to that thing i wrote above with Jeff then please by all means change it if you need help I could help you. I may be a shitty writter but I do know what a good story is.

 Anyways if you read this nonsense until the end then i applaud you and you have my love.

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JasTheLazyElf's avatar
when I read the list, I laughed so hard :"DDDDDD fortunately I think I've never actually read any of that type of creepypasta xDD
yet I was controling it with the plot of my story Broken promise :"DDD I must admit the very first version of it had bullies in it who of course drove the main character crazy..... THANKS GOD I ADDED KURIA AT LAST x"D when I added her I could easily change the story a bit so Jas isn't bullied at all Phew!  (and neither is Kuria)
still I think it's not the best I've ever written, but wellp... it was my first try xD but still I consider it an epic win that nothing from that list is contained in my story xD